Aug 24th, 2014

sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

(Source: alterlos, via montriam)

Aug 24th, 2014
Aug 24th, 2014
icecream-biter:

Well, Okay…? on We Heart Ithttp://weheartit.com/entry/76310620/via/an_angel_heart
Aug 24th, 2014
Aug 24th, 2014
Aug 20th, 2014
Aug 20th, 2014

zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

(Source: zanetheaiden, via theholmeswhisperer)

Aug 20th, 2014
Aug 20th, 2014

thehttydblog:

jackthevulture:

Imagine Hagrid going to Berk.

Imagine it.

Bearded men the same size as him.

Dragons of every shape and size.

IMAGINE HAGRID ON BERK.

Yer a Viking Hagrid.

(via one-point-21-gigawatts)

Aug 20th, 2014

paatroklos:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

(via kourjarku)

Aug 20th, 2014
Aug 20th, 2014

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

(via firelordleah)

Aug 20th, 2014
"if we could decide who we loved it would be a lot simpler, but much less magical"
— my mum (via fluerly)

(via bdsmqueen2909)

Aug 20th, 2014
friend: says something that vaguely references song lyric
me: PERFORMS ENTIRE SONG
Aug 17th, 2014